by Tod Burros
To the tune of:
"Everybody Plays The Fool" by The Main Ingredient |
Okay, so your confused about Cobu
You sit around thinkin'
Thinkin and sometimes sinkin
How much affect and why did it happen?
Well, we got the answer so, dig this
Everybody was baptized into Stew
There's no exception to the rule
Listen, it is totally factual, sad but true
I ain't lyin', everybody was baptized into Stew
Joining a cult isn't such an great thing to do
And guaranteed there was a lot of misery to live through
Oh-oh-oh young eyes they could not see
The type of person Stew turned out be
Young and simple we must of seemed
His greed and lust he worked hard to conceal
It clouded your mind with oppression
Everybody was baptized into Stew
There's no exception to the rule
Listen, it is totally factual, sad but true
I want to tell ya
Everybody was baptized into Stew
How could you help it when the meetings started that day
that your ability to reason was swept away
Oh trying to please Jesus was all we could see
We were out of touch with reality.
We didn't see stew but I hope now you do
And that Next time around will be better for you
Everybody was baptized into Stew
He used your heart like a tool
Listen, to me, though many still don't tell it true
So I want to say it again
Everybody was baptized into Stew
Listen to me, brethren
Everyone was baptized into Stew,
(No exception) no exception to the rule
It totally factual sad but true
We all played his fool
Listen, listen, to me
Everybody was baptized into Stew!