by Tod Burros
To the tune of:
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The Spider-man Theme Song |
Cobu-man, Cobu-man, Does whatever Stewart says
Spins a lie, any size, Speaks oppression all the time
Look out, here comes the Cobu-man
Is he mean? Listen Bud, He's got faultfinding in his blood
Can he work, all the time? Take a look on the rug
Hey, there! There goes the Cobu-man
In the chill, of the night, If someone is feeling fine
In a fit of pique He arrives just to slime
Cobu-man, Cobu-man unFriendly attacking, Cobu-man
Wealth and fame, he ignores Pleasing Stew is his reward
Look out, here comes the Cobu-man
Cobu-man, Cobu-man unFriendly attacking, Cobu-man
Misery and strife, he implores Stew Traill is his reward
To him, life's a great big hang up Wherever misery is handed out
You'll find the Cobu-man!