Life has been good for the cult leader


“All were baptized into Stewart Traill. In every sense of the word: his teaching, his concepts, his view on life, his skepticism of other Christians. Go and learn what this means”.

Blessed is he and blessed is she who is able to get free from the grip of Stewart Traill and the Church of Bible Understanding, and those who are able to overcome his lies and curses will have a great reward.

Life's Been Good for the Cult Leader So Far

by Tod Burros

To the tune of:

"Life's been good" by Joe Walsh

I have a mansion forget the price
The sisters work there and help with my life
I have helicopters and planes as well
I have Cobots pay for it all

I still say their lazy while I have good time
I'm just looking for their faults all of the time
Life's been good for me as a cult leader so far

My Car went into the wrong lane I turned on a dime
I left my 2nd wife when she got hurt that time
I had a darkroom in Princeton
I locked the doors so the sisters I could attack

Once in awhile I still go to meet my fans, they can't wait
They hang on my every word and tell me I'm great
Had them make me an office in Philly also but I am hardly there
Just leave a message maybe I'll call

Not bad for a vacuum salesman that's true
Everybody in Cobu I treat like a fool
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good for me as a cult leader so far

I go to Haiti sometimes too
What a great idea that was. It makes me look good
It's easy to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody else is oppressed and hurting, I haven't changed

Shh don't tell anyone but I'm really lazy and it takes all my time
Everybody so stupid it's really a crime
I keep on going no one will ever expose me, wink wink
But I will hate this new website I think
Life's been good for me as a cult leader so far.