In Cobu everyone was obligated to sit in constant submission to the sound bites distributed liberally by Stewart Traill at each and every meeting that he presided over. On this page we will attempt to throw out a few thoughts of our own about the "wonders of Cobu life and Stewart Traill in particular" in the format of a "knock, knock" joke ~ but since living in a stressful and oppressive environment was very far from "a joke" or any fun at all, we call this page: "Knock, knock - No Joke"
Although we've tried to come up with as many as we can today, feel free to give us any that you can come up with and send them to us at: info@freefromthegrip.com
All contributions are appreciated and we hope to add them to this page as soon as we can! Thank you for your thoughts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
True interpretation!
True interpretation who?
The true interpretation that Stewart Traill and Cobu never had!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
The Grace that Stewart Traill never knew and therefore couldn't teach to you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace that Stewart Traill said that he missed for 25 years!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace that alluded Stewart Traill, even though Jesus said that "he was grace and truth!"
Jn 1:14 And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, full of grace and truth; we have beheld his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father. Jn 1:17 For the law was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace that Stewart Traill withheld, because he didn't have any!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of Jesus, who Stewart Traill said he knew, but really didn't know at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill never knew and couldn't preach to anyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill never knew, so he actually misled everyone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill blamed for "hiding Grace from him" when it was in the Word of God, plain for all to see!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill withheld from everyone because he didn't even know him! He just missed him completely!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill admitted that he missed for 25 years!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill missed all by himself, but claimed "that it was all our fault!" Not!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Blame!
Blame, who?
The "Blame Game" that Stewart Traill played against us all the time!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Blame!
Blame, who?
The "Blame Game" in Cobu that never ends!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Blame!
Blame, who?
The "Blame Game" that even Gayle Traill joined with Stewart claiming that "No body was telling Stewart about grace!" (To read The Grace Meeting click here)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who was kept in the dark by all of his followers, who were half his age!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who had to cut down all of his followers, for every supposed indiscretion!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who was a bully to all of his followers, who were half his age!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who poked and proded all of his followers, who sat around and took it all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who needed to be taken care of by all of his followers, who were half his age!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who claimed to be "more of a victim" than the brothers and sisters!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who claimed that the brothers and sisters "didn't waste 25 years of their lives" like he did!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he got it wrong for 25 years, but it was everyone elses fault!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who misled the entire fellowship, admitting that he got it wrong for 25 years, but it was everyone elses fault!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he got it wrong for 25 years, and then did not change his behavior towards the fellowship in any way at all after his great confession!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he got it wrong for 25 years, but acted in the same condescending, bruising and battering way that he always did for years!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he got it wrong for 25 years, but thought he could "teach" us about grace, when he had no grace at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he got it wrong for 25 years, but thought he could "teach" us, when he had no humility at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he "riped grace clean out of the Bible" but thought that we should all continue to sit before him and listen to him, when he had no grace at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who admitted that he missed grace for 25 years, but HE was THE VICTIM!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who was 45 when I was 15, but twentyfive years later he had the nerve to blame me for HIS wasted life!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who was 45 when I was 15, he misled me, he got me to pay all of his bills, he got me to bust my butt for all of his inclinations, but twentyfive years later he had the AUDACITY to blame me for HIS wasted life!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The poor.
The poor who?
The poor little boy Stew, who was 45 when I was 15, but FOR twentyfive years HE ABUSED and INSULTED all of us and had the nerve to blame me for HIS wasted life!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart who?
Stewart Traill, who's greatest talent is blaming others for his own failures!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill ignored for years!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill never resembled in the least!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill suddenly needed for himself when Gayle caught him in sin!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill suddenly looked at for himself, because he greatly needed grace at the time, because Gayle caught him in sin!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill didn't have an interest in for 25 years, because he wasn't interested in Cobu having "the idea" that there was even ANY grace available!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
It's the Grace of God, Jesus, who Stewart Traill not only hid from himself, but everyone else too! But it was everyone else's fault, right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart!
Stewart, who?
Stewart, your daddy, who taught you everything that you know and love!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor, who?
Raz - yur hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Courtesy!
Courtesy, who?
The courtesy that some thieves have, in at least letting the person they're robbing KNOW that they're robbing them!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sneak!
Sneak, who?
The sneak theif, Stewart Traill, who robs everyone with the guise that what you're actually doing is "feeding the poor" when you're really just filling Stewart Traill's coffers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Magic!
Magic, who?
Magic who took all your money without even giving you the courtesy of letting you know that he was doing it! Poof! It's all gone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Deception!
Deception, who?
Deception Stew, who says that he's using your money for an orphanage, when he's really spending it on himself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor, who?
Stewart Traill, with the razor sharp tongue who's always telling everyone else to "Sit down and be quiet" while he filled everyones ears with all of his non-sense!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Non-sense!
Non-sense who?
The Non-sense that Stewart Traill fed us, when he said that he knew "God's Best" when he didn't know God or His Christ at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Settlers!
The Settlers who?
All the settlers in Cobu who settled for every unreal expectation that Stewart Traill put forth to us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Settlers!
The Settlers who?
All the settlers in Cobu who settled for every unChristian degradation that Stewart Traill put forth to us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Settlers!
The Settlers who?
All the settlers in Cobu who settled for every vile practice that Stewart Traill wrapped with a pseudo-religious bow!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Settlers!
The Settlers who?
All the settlers in Cobu who settled for a life of poverty and gave Stewart Traill full access to all the money they earned!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Settlers!
The Settlers who?
All the settlers in Cobu who settled for being treated shamefully by that con-man Stewart Traill, who conned us into thinking that we deserved to be belittled, provoked and humiliated!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The glory days!
The glory days who?
The glory days of Cobu that never existed because Stewart Traill led us down a road whose destination was taking care of him!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Illusion!
Illusion who?
The illusion that Cobu was ever a place that had any reflection of God, Jesus or the Holy Spirit, no matter how many times we tried to sell to ourselves that it did!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarnished.
Tarnished who?
The tarnished soul of Stewart Traill who must reap the rewards of the guilty, who the Lord God of Hosts will not clear! (Ex 34:7, Num 14:18, Nah 1:3)
Ex 34:7 keeping steadfast love for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, but who will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children and the children's children, to the third and the fourth generation."
Num 14:18 'The LORD is slow to anger, and abounding in steadfast love, forgiving iniquity and transgression, but he will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of fathers upon children, upon the third and upon the fourth generation.'
Joel 3:21 I will avenge their blood, and I will not clear the guilty, for the LORD dwells in Zion."
Nah 1:3 The LORD is slow to anger and of great might, and the LORD will by no means clear the guilty. His way is in whirlwind and storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Continues.
Continues, who?
He who continues to do wrong to others, as Stewart Traill continues in the same practices he's always extended, allienates all those who believed that he was their friend and teacher! (Pro 17:9)
Pro 17:9 He who forgives an offense seeks love, but he who repeats a matter alienates a friend.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Offended!
Offended, who?
Stewart Traill, the easily offended, just because someone needed to take a leak!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Offended!
Offended, who?
Stewart Traill, the easily offended, just because anyone else should dare to speak!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace!
Grace, who?
Grace who Stewart Traill turned into a sneak, just so she could hit the can!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who bragged that he missed Grace!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't even have the humility to act like it was incredibly backward to miss the basic character of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for 24 years, while he maintained all of his false pomp and vanity!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who missed Grace, then blamed it on the flock!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw, Stewart Traill, up who missed Grace himself, but said, as though bewildered, "God hid it from him!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about the love God has for his people who Stewart had no problem abusing with ridicule and condemnation!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who not only missed Grace, but didn't know the first thing about it, as he took pleasure in putting everyone else down continually!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who some thought they could learn something from, but later learned that he didn't know squat about a great many things, especially grace and truth!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who thought he had cornered the market on faith, but in truth only cornered the market on free labor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The screw up, Stewart Traill, who thought he knew "true interpretation" but really only knew how to push us around to do his bidding!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who twisted up God's Holy Word in our minds so that we would think "he knew it all!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know any of the basics of Christianity at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who lived to oppress others for his own gain, without realizing that it has caused his own soul to be stained!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who spends the strength of others without any compensation at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who works everyone over for minor infractions that they didn't even do!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who enjoys hurling out overwhelming convictions for everyone else to wear, when what he was really doing was condemning the guiltless! (Mt 12:7)
Mt 12:7 And if you had known what this means, 'I desire mercy, and not sacrifice,' you would not have condemned the guiltless.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who loves to boast about how he took advantage of everyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who spewed out directives that he never engaged in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about kindness! (Mic 6:8)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about humility! (Mic 6:8)
Mic 6:8 He has showed you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about counting others better than himself! (Php 2:3)
Php 2:3 Do nothing from selfishness or conceit, but in humility count others better than yourselves.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about the joy of the Lord!
Rm 15:13 May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who withheld from the brothers and sisters every blessing that most Christians freely enjoy, because he wasn't even a Christian!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about allowing others any freedoms at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about the peace of God ~ I guess he hid that from him too!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about the things that God cares about!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about being forbearing!
2Ti 2:24 And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kindly to every one, an apt teacher, forbearing...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about any goodness at all!
Rm 15:14 I myself am satisfied about you, my brethren, that you yourselves are full of goodness, filled with all knowledge, and able to instruct one another.
Gal 5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness...
Tit 1:8 but hospitable, a lover of goodness, master of himself, upright, holy, and self-controlled;
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about faithfulness to God!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who was only interested in others being faithful to all of his expectations!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about gentleness, as he spewed out his every vile thought that came to his mind!
Mt 11:29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me; for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
1Th 2:7 But we were gentle among you, like a nurse taking care of her children.
1Ti 3:3 no drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, and no lover of money.
Tit 3:2 to speak evil of no one, to avoid quarreling, to be gentle, and to show perfect courtesy toward all men.
Jas 3:17 But the wisdom from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, open to reason, full of mercy and good fruits, without uncertainty or insincerity.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about conducting himself as Jesus did, with gentleness!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who was harsh with his own children!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who was saturated with the love of money and still is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about any of the fruits of the Holy Spirit of God, which was clearly evident in his conduct among us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, whose vile thoughts were made evident at each and every meeting that he presided over!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who most of us were taken in by for many years, and some still think that he was worthy of our strength and devotion!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who most of us were taken in by for many years, and some still think that everything was "all their fault" because he spoke it to us so very many times!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who most of us were taken in by for many years, and some still think that it was a "Christian" group, even when they know that it was filled with abuse upon abuse, extended to us by its leader and even each other when following his lead!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who lives to deceive those in his charge!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who didn't know the first thing about self-control!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who made a private entrance into the bedroom of the very young women who stayed in his home!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who likes to gawk at young women while they're sleeping and unaware!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who appeared as a "boogie man" by those startled awake by him in the middle of the night!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, known by some as "The Creeper!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, known by some as simply "The Creep!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who acts like a creep and wears a stupid grin, while indulging in sin!
Mt 5:28 But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he doesn't know the first thing about God at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he doesn't know the first thing about the things that matter to God at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he doesn't know the first thing about the things that bless the people of God!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he doesn't care one bit about blessing anyone but himself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he's all about being disreputable! Interpret that!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he's all about being a miserable excuse for humanity! Interpret that!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he does his best work flat on his back! Interpret that!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who sells to others that he's 'the only one' who "knows the true interpretation of God's Holy Word" when he's all about telling everyone who's actually working and bringing in the bacon that they're the lazy ones! Interpret that!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who missed everything about grace and peace!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who enjoyed laughing at God's people on a regular basis!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who made sport of harrassing the people of God and thought that it was a big joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who lied to everyone when he said that he was faithful to Jesus, when he clearly missed Grace and didn't know who he was at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who clearly missed Grace, who is Jesus ~ so if he didn't know him, then he surely wasn't even a Christian and couldn't follow him or lead anyone to him at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who lied to everyone when he said that he was faithful to Jesus, when he really was only faithful to himself ~ just follow the money!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Screw Up!
Screw Up, who?
The graceless screw up, Stewart Traill, who made everyone else feel bad while he spent the money we earned and were entitled to use as we saw fit ourselves!
Jer 22:13 "Woe to him who builds his house by unrighteousness, and his upper rooms by injustice; who makes his neighbor serve him for nothing, and does not give him his wages.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your Ex!
Your Ex, who?
Your excuses Stewart Traill just don't fly anymore, and you've been exposed for the disgraceful hypocrite that you've always been!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
An identity.
An identity who?
An identity that was lost in the sea of Cobu souls, at the feet of Stewart Traill!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
An identity.
An identity who?
An identity that was lost because it wasn't free to "be" at the feet of Stewart Traill!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
An identity.
An identity who?
An identity that was lost because Stewart Traill had too many great expectations of everyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
An identity.
An identity who?
An identity that was lost because Stewart Traill impressed on everyone that his interests had more value than ours!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
An identity.
An identity who?
An identity that was lost because Stewart Traill impressed on us that a harsh task masters rights held more sway!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
An identity.
An identity who?
An identity that was lost because Stewart Traill impressed on me that nothing I desired mattered at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The beauties.
The beauties who?
The young beauties of Cobu who think that hanging out with an old man, who made sacred, life-long vows to both Shirley and Gayle, is something that they should do too!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll never get out of this nut house with your head held high, get out now, while you still can!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who doesn't recognize the value of those who Jesus himself called to peace!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who doesn't even work at all, but expects you to supply every need of his!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who pressures you constantly to do his bidding!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who made you think he was worthy of all of your strength!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who made you think he was worthy of all your trust!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who made you think that he was worthy of your every idle thought!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who made you think he was worthy of your constant devotion!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who considers his interests of much more value than yours!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who doesn't allow you a minute of your own to even pursue any interest that might matter to you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who's just a con-man who said that he was a preacher!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who's just a con-man, whose idea of preaching is filling everyones ears with all of his own vile thoughts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who left a hurting on a great many hearts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel!
Daniel, who?
Dan, you'll be stressed out continually by a guy who doesn't care a lick about you or anyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Joker.
The Joker who?
The joke's on you, who still listen to Stew! Ha,ha,ha!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Joker.
The Joker who?
The Joker Stew, who took all the money, then said it was your fault for allowing him to do it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart, who?
Stewart Traill who said, "I missed grace and you're glad I did, aren't you?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peace.
Peace who?
The Peace that Stewart Traill never knew, have you found it yet?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
True interpretation
True interpretation who?
The true interpretation that Stewart Traill never had, because he was into making it up as he went along!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart, who?
Stewart Traill, your king, that's who!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Our king.
Our king who?
The king of Cobu, who fed us his royal BS instead of good food, because he had none!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sister-wife.
Sister-wife who?
The Sister-wife who 'thinks' she's really married to Stewart, but not legally and not Biblically.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joker.
Joker who?
Stewart Traill, the joker who loved pulling his sick pranks on us.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lying tongue.
Lying tongue who?
Stewart Traill, with a lying tongue, who was lying all the time, but no one called him on it. (To read the lies of Stewart Traill and Cobu click here)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Flying by the seat of my pants.
Flying by the seat of my pants, who?
Stewart Traill, who was Flying by the seat of his pants all along! Yeah, a real pilot!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honesty.
Honesty who?
Honesty, a virtue that Stewart Traill never had.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who stole all that was wholesome from our lives!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who stole all our gifts and talents and said it was "In the Name of the Lord!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who said for the sisters to date the brothers would be equal to dating Mikey Mouse!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who convinced the brothers to work constantly with no complaining, so that he could benefit from their labors!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who worked over the brothers to take care of him and all his needs and at the same time convinced everyone that they were equal to a cartoon character!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who convinced the sisters that the brothers had nothing to offer them, while he sits on his butt and judges the intentions of everyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who used the earnings of the fellowship to finance his own lusts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who managed to convince the whole fellowship that he was above reproach, when he was really a low-life reprobate!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who used the funds earned by the fellowship to pay all of his expenses!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who used the funds earned by the fellowship to pay his high priced property taxes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who used the funds earned by the fellowship to pay his high priced aircraft hanger fees!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who used the funds earned by the fellowship to pay for very expensive dresses, for the sisters to dress up for him, when he takes them out to dinner!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who always kept the "cream of the crop" with regard to the sisters that he secluded to himself.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who said "The brothers don't know how to provide the sisters with what they need" so he'd go ahead and do that himself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who let all the brothers and sisters provide all of his food and clothing, for himself, his wife, and all of his children too!
1Ti 5:8 If any one does not provide for his relatives, and especially for his own family, he has disowned the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.
Mt 5:28 But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who brought pain to every life he touched!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
Well my name is Stewart, and some say I'm a mean one; I really am a heel.
I'm as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel.
I'm a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
Well, some call me a monster; my heart's an empty hole.
My brain is full of spiders; I've got garlic in my soul.
And if you get to know me, you wouldn't touch me with a 39 and a half foot pole.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
Well, my name is Stewart, and they say I am a vile one; I have termites in my smile.
And all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two, many would take the seasick crocodile.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
Well, my name is Stewart, and some say I'm a foul one; I really am a nasty wasty skunk.
My heart is full of unwashed socks; my soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe me are as follows, and I quote: Stink! Stank! Stunk!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
I'm sometimes called a rotter; the king of sinful sots.
My heart's a dead tomato, splotched with moldy purple spots.
My soul's an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable!
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
Well, my name is Stewart,
and I'll nauseate you with a nauseous super naus.
I'm a crooked jerky jockey, and I drive a crooked horse.
They say I'm a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch Who?
The Grinch who had no heart, even as he heard his faithful disciples sing their hearts out at meetings where he would humiliate them without cause!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who was a broker of pain!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who had no qualms with doling out injustice!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who missed grace and didn't know the Lord Jesus Christ!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who took pleasure in stealing the earnings of Christians!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who laughed in the face of our discomforts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch
The Grinch Who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who had no compassion on anyone, although they sang his praises as if it was Christmas morning, and he hadn't stolen all of their gifts.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch
The Grinch Who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, whose heart could not grow, but only got smaller and smaller until it could not be detected at all.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch
The Grinch Who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who lived to make the lives of everyone around him miserable, but somehow was able to blind their eyes to how unChristlike his example has always been.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretends to be a true teacher, when he is really a screw up in every way.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretends to know God, when he knows nothing about him at all.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill,whose example has proven that he just does not have a clue about humility, faith, or Christianity at all.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be a teacher of the bible, when he is really just filled with malice, and incapable of teaching any kind of Christian concepts.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be sinless, when in truth he is filled with all sorts of evil.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth he is an example of leading people astray.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth he contradicts himself and could only lead others in the haphazard path of his own fat head.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth, as he confessed: "He just missed Grace, which is Jesus: full of Grace and Truth!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth, as he confessed: "He just missed Grace!" How could anyone lead people to someone he just missed completely anyway!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth, as he confessed: "He just missed Grace!" How was it that we could not even see how Stewart Traill missed the essence of the Gospel's completely!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth, as he confessed: "He just missed Grace!" How was it that we could not even see how Stewart Traill missed the Genuine Article, our Lord and Savior Jesus, completely!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth, as he confessed: "He just missed Grace!" How was it that we could not even see how Stewart Traill didn't care about the harassed and helpless, no, Stewart Traill lived to harass and who is more helpless than those with no money at all ~ even if they did work constantly!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be able to lead others to Jesus, when in truth, as he confessed: "He just missed Grace!" How was it that we couldn't even see how Stewart Traill, who took pleasure in offending everyone, couldn't reflect the nature of Jesus or lead anyone to Jesus, and never even bothered trying to!?
Mt 15:14 Let them alone; they are blind guides. And if a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to know the bible, when he didn't know Jack squat about the word and what it means for those who misrepresent it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be gifted, when in truth, he was an illusionist, whose greatest talent was in the deception of everyone in Cobu!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to love the bible when he broke every rule in it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be faithful to God when he is actually faithful to his own selfish lust!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to be a Christian, but is only a fraud!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pretender!
Pretender who?
The pretender, Stewart Traill, who pretended to care about the poor, but is nothing more than a sneak thief, sneaking off to the Bahamas at your expense!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The ungrateful cuss.
The ungrateful cuss who?
The ungrateful cuss, Stewart Traill, who took all our money, and when a complaint was spoken, told us that "Jesus never had it so good!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The ungrateful miser.
The ungrateful miser who?
The ungrateful miser, Stewart Traill, who said that "he was gold" and that everyone else who paid all the bills were beneath him ~ we sure were, we were holding up his end all along!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The People.
The People who?
The People who gave their time and talents to an ungrateful leader, and instead of appreciation heard from him: "Quit your wailing! Get Back to work! It ain't enough!" ~ Oh, the constant drone of the voice of Traill!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who had no problem extending irritation to everyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who had no interest in anyone else receiving blessings, only himself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him their trust!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him their strength!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him their days!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him their nights!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him their devotion!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him their loyalty!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him all of their earnings!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who gave him all of their hopes and dreams, until they were devoid of any for themselves!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who forgot that they have an advocate! (1 Jn 2:1)
1Jn 2:1 My little children, I am writing this to you so that you may not sin; but if any one does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Grinch!
The Grinch who?
The Grinch, Stewart Traill, who is a selfish cuss, who enjoys poking at those who forgot that Stewart Traill isn't worthy of any of the things they extend to him!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The ungrateful cuss
The ungrateful cuss who?
Stewart Traill, the ungrateful cuss, who took all our money, and when a complaint was spoken, told us that "Jesus never had it so good!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Without.
Without, who?
Without new clothes, without new shoes, without a decent coat, without a nickle of our own, when we worked every day without anything to show for it, while Stewart Traill lived like a king, and mocked everyone else who financed his empire!
Jer 22:13 "Woe to him who builds his house by unrighteousness, and his upper rooms by injustice; who makes his neighbor serve him for nothing, and does not give him his wages.
Mt 25:40 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brethren, you did it to me.'
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The ungrateful miser
The ungrateful miser who?
The ungrateful miser who said that he was "gold" and that the rest of us were beneath him!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The ungrateful miser
The ungrateful miser who?
The ungrateful miser who said that he was "gold" ~ while the only gold that he had was the gold he stole from those who earned it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pilot.
Pilot who?
The pilot, Stewart Traill, who got his license at my expense!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pilot.
Pilot who?
The pilot, Gayle Traill, who got his license at my expense!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Entitled.
Entitled who?
Stewart & Gayle Traill, who felt that they were entitled to every luxury at our expense!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Big Beating!
Big beating who?
"The Big Beating" that we all called all the "get together's" with Stewart Traill!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Black & white!
Black & white who?
Stewart Traill doesn't care if you're black or white, so long as you bring in the green!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandpa!
Grandpa who?
Grandpa Stew, who likes to hang out with pretty young things!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandpa!
Grandpa who?
Grandpa Stew, who tries to sell to everyone that "he's faithful" when he's really only faithful to Stew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart!
Stewart who?
Stewart Traill, who lives in a mansion at the expense of others!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Squalor!
Squalor who?
The housing of squalor that Stewart Traill extended to the brothers and sisters who acted as his personal slaves!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to leave Cobu with only ten dollars a week to our name!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to give the children of Cobu any birthday or Christmas or any gifts at all, when Stewart Traill monopolized every penny we earned!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to get a new outfit for work, when we had no control over our own earnings!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to travel to our own families, when we didn't have enough money to get there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to tell our families who visited us that "we were doing well" when we wore ill-fitted clothing and the soles of our shoes were hanging off!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to stay awake at work after Stewart Traill kept us confined to meetings until the wee hours of the morning, when he who didn't work could sleep in as late as he wanted to!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to trust in the love of God, when everything in our lives pointed to our own worthlessness!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to trust in the love of God, when everything Stewart Traill spoke into our ears made us feel worthless!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impossible!
Impossible who?
How impossible it was to believe anything good of ourselves because Stewart Traill constantly hammered us with the idea that we were worthless!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart!
Stewart who?
Stewart Traill, who for some strange reason thinks he's a real catch!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kicked!
Kicked who?
The way you felt kicked when Stewart Traill addressed you at a meeting!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cursed!
Cursed who?
The way you felt cursed by Stewart Traill if he spoke to you at a meeting!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The People
The People who?
The People who gave their time and talents to an ungrateful leader, and instead of appreciation got: "It ain't good enough!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grasping and coveting!
Grasping and coveting who?
Stewart Traill who was grasping and coveting everything from each of us continually!
Mk 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, fornication, theft, murder, adultery, coveting, wickedness, deceit, licentiousness, envy, slander, pride, foolishness.
Mk 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and they defile a man."
Ex 20:17 "You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant, or his maidservant, or his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's."
Deu 5:21 "'Neither shall you covet your neighbor's wife; and you shall not desire your neighbor's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's.'
Mic 2:1 Woe to those who devise wickedness and work evil upon their beds! When the morning dawns, they perform it, because it is in the power of their hand.
Mic 2:2 They covet fields, and seize them; and houses, and take them away; they oppress a man and his house, a man and his inheritance.
Amo 5:12 For I know how many are your transgressions, and how great are your sins--you who afflict the righteous, who take a bribe, and turn aside the needy in the gate.
Rom 13:9 The commandments, "You shall not commit adultery, You shall not kill, You shall not steal, You shall not covet," and any other commandment, are summed up in this sentence, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted up.
Twisted up who?
Twisted up so badly because our minds were so filled with all of Stewart Traill's vile thoughts! (Click here to read the Cruelties of Stewart Traill).
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted up.
Twisted up who?
Twisted up so badly that we didn't know our own hearts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted up.
Twisted up who?
Twisted up so badly that they couldn't even make simple decisions for themselves!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted up.
Twisted up who?
The sad fact is that some were so "twisted up" that they even ended their own lives! Such is the legacy of a failed kingdom!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grace.
Grace who?
Oh, you missed grace too?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart who?
Stewart Traill, the guy that nobody ever really knew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart who?
Stewart Traill, the pastor who said that "He was never a part of our fellowship!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Gospel.
The Gospel who?
The Gospel of Stewart Tanner Traill, the only Gospel in Cobu that holds any sway!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The elephant in the room.
The elephant in the room who?
Exactly: Nobody even sees the elephant in the room!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bent over.
Bent over who?
Bent over from Stewart beating me, how bout you!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart Who?
Stewart Traill, who never cared about you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart Who?
Stewart Traill, who never accepted you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart.
Stewart Who?
Stewart Traill, the DOM (dirty OLD man) traipsing around with a bunch of 20-year-olds girls!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your money.
Your money who?
Your money that you released into the care and trust of Stewart Tanner Traill, never to see again!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oblivious.
Oblivious who?
Oblivious to everything that Traill ever did to you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perminent vacation!
Perminent vacation who?
The perminent vacation that Stewart Traill obviously feels entitled to!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Perminent vacation!
Perminent vacation who?
The perminent vacation that our hard work enabled Stewart Traill to have!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Being responsible over Jesus' money!
Being responsible over Jesus' money who?
It's what Stewart Traill said we should be over "his own personal piggy bank!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus Who?
Santa Claus who is more real than the Jesus you learned in Cobu!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus Who?
Santa Claus who gave you more presents than Stewart Traill ever gave to you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joy.
Joy who?
The joy you knew on Christmas morning, when you were in the care of your families, who Stewart Traill stole you from!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Misery.
Misery who?
Misery, who stole into your heart, mind, and soul, when you entrusted them to the soul-less hireling: Stewart Tanner Traill!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Misery.
Misery who?
Misery, who is the only gift that Stewart Traill gives to any who serve him faithfully!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Awaken.
Awaken who?
Awaken! All who have their eyes open to the truth of who Stewart Traill really is and who it is that can redeem you from his power!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lake of Fire.
Lake of Fire who?
The thing that Stewart Traill made sure to put you in mind of as often as he could!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spare zeal.
Spare zeal who?
The thing that Stewart Traill made sure to tell you that you needed, even though no one ever knew what he was talking about!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Be personally responsible to Jesus.
Personally responsible to Jesus who?
The thing that Stewart Traill made sure to tell you that you needed, even though no one ever knew what he was talking about!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A right basis!
A right basis who?
The thing that Stewart Traill made sure to tell you that you needed, even though no one ever knew what he was talking about!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Constantly working!
Constantly working who?
The brother's and sister's who are constantly working to take care of dear old Stew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Constantly working!
Constantly working who?
The brother's and sister's who are constantly working and get no credit from Stew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Strike one, strike two!
Strike one, strike two who?
The curses we all got from the mighty Stewart Traill, at every meeting we all left with Strike one and strike two, and all were a bit black and blue of heart and soul!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Trust who? Not Stew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Do you trust a man who's taken everything from you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Do you trust a man who exacts all your energy from you? And then mocks you when you're exhausted!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is deceiving you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is provoking you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is irritating you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is bragging to you, about how he got over on you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is lying around with pretty young things, while he brow beats you to take care of him?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is pretending that he's a "man of God" and that that's why you should serve him?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is getting you to think more highly of him than you ought to think?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who claims that he's 'a man of God' when he doesn't reflect any of the attributes of a Godly man? (Mt 7:16-20)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who lusts after your daughters and oppresses all your sons?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who ignores the woman he cheated on against his first vow, who became his second vow ~ a vow he disregards?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who parades around before 'his flock' with all your young maidens!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills for years ~ the kindness of dating the women of their own choice?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills for years ~ the kindness of showing them any respect at all, especially for all the service they've extended?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ any kindness at all?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ the respect to whom respect is due? (Rm 13:7)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ the ability to have confidence in their own faith?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ and lives to provoke each and every one of them!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ and lives to insult each and every one of them and does it with a grin!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ and lives to mock each and every one of them and does it with a grin!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who refuses the old men in his charge, who've been paying his bills since they were teens ~ and whose only interest is in continuing to take advantage of their generosity!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise the very men of the group who could take them as wives and grant them children of their own!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise the very men of the group who have provided each and every financial need of theirs for many years!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise the very men of the group who bear the abuse of the one they've submitted themselves to!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise the very men of the group who have done nothing to deserve their scorn!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise the very men of the group who could extend the comforts of marriage that Stewart Traill could never grant them and who isn't even interested in giving them!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise the very men of the group who they have seen receive curse upon curse undeservedly, from the very man they count as being Godly!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who has infiltrated the affections of all the young women in his charge, and caused them to despise those who labor among them ~ a very unChristian attitude!? (Rm 14:10, 2 Pe 2:10)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust.
Trust who?
Yes! That's the question! Why would anyone trust a man who's greatest sport is deceiving you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Trust
Trust who?
I don't trust Stewart Traill as far as I can throw him.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart Traill
Stewart Traill Who?
Stewart Traill who never knew justice or mercy or any of that good stuff.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart Traill
Stewart Traill Who?
Stewart Traill who preached works but didn't work.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stewart Traill
Stewart Traill Who?
Stewart Traill who preached: No Wailing! but was constantly complaining about us.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dream house.
Dream house who?
The dream house you brothers and sisters couldn't build fast enough for me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus Who?
Santa Claus ain't here, but Stewart Traill said, "Come here sweetie, you can sit on my lap!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Darkness!
Darkness who?
The darkness that led us in the house of Cobu, and his name was Stewart Traill!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Simon & Garfunkle song that we knew best of all in Cobu!
The song who?
The song: "Hello Darkness my old friend!" I talk to you again and again!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jan.
Jan who?
Jan, you really need to be more serious about Jesus!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abuse.
Abuse who?
The abuse that Stewart Traill inflicted on those in Haiti, the same way he inflicted abuse on his followers in the United States!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abuse.
Abuse who?
The abuse that was Stewart Traill's calling card wherever he went, but said he was "Following Jesus!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abuse.
Abuse who?
The abuse that Stewart Traill gladly inflicted on all of his followers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abuse.
Abuse who?
The abuse that was inflicted by my false teacher, Stewart Traill, when the Lord God of Hosts granted no freedom to do this at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abuse.
Abuse who?
The abuse that was inflicted by my false teacher, Stewart Traill, when he thought that no one sees him, as he acted as "The Creeper!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Contradiction.
Contradiction who?
Stewart Traill, the contradiction, who on one hand wanted everyone's full and undivided, constant attention and on the other hand feared when others examined him too closely!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Contradiction.
Contradiction who?
Stewart Traill, the contradiction, that he always professed truth, when everything he stood for was a complete lie!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Contradiction.
Contradiction who?
Stewart Traill, the contradiction, that he was into the well-being of the flock who supported him, when if you really just follow-the-money, anyone would see that it was always his own well-being that really mattered all along!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abuse.
Abuse who?
The abuse that was inflicted by my false teacher, Stewart Traill, when he thought that no one sees him, as he hated it when people stared at him because he knew that they might see through his falsehood!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
Stewart Traill, the jerk who oppressed all the brothers into believing that "they needed spare zeal" in order to date or marry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who expected the brothers and sisters to take care of his every need, while he spewed out to them that he was superior to everyone else!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was worse than a common thief!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he !
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he pillfered the pockets of everyone who turned in their money to his cause!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was deluded by his own lopsided impressions of himself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he took pleasure in the discomfort of everyone who had the misfortune of submitting themselves to his control!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he thought more highly of himself than he ought to think ~ how was it that he was able to fool us ~ we thought we were serving "God's best" oh, how we were utterly fooled by this conman!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he didn't hold a candle to even the common man, and in fact, Stewart Traill was a deviant!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was so vile as to preside over The Sisters meetings!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was so vile as to preside over The Sisters meetings, when he wasn't a sister at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was so vile as to preside over The sisters meetings, just so he could scope out his next prey!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was so vile as to preside over The Sisters meetings, as he invited the unsuspecting to his own private harem!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Jerk.
The Jerk who?
The Jerk, Stewart Traill, who wanted everyone to think that he was "just like Elijah" when he was so vile as to make the brothers think that he was "above reproach" as he presided over The Sisters meetings, in the guise of "Our Counselor" ~ when in truth he's just a pervert!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dungeons and Dragons.
Dungeons and Dragons who?
The dungeons that Stewart Traill put all of his followers into, and the dragons that they became as he clamped on his chains!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's house of pain!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's house of horrors!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's supposed "church" that conflicts in every way with the genuine article set up in the scriptures!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's supposed "church" that conflicts in every way with the counsel stated in the Gospels!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's supposed "church" that conflicts in every way with the loving kindness of The Lord God of Hosts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's supposed "church" that conflicts in every way with the guidelines of good conduct!
1Pe 1:15 ...but as he who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in all your conduct;
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's royal job leading them astry with all of his twisted obligations!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's vile inflictions of verbal injury, that had nothing to do with the love of God or the fellowship of the Saints in Christ!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's constant barrage of condemnation, the very thing that a Christian is supposedly free from!
Rm 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Twisted Christian.
Twisted Christian who?
The Twisted-up Christian that is the product of Stewart Traill's message of madness!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, that if you join it you'll learn very quickly that there are no blessings there for you at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, led by the screw up Stewart Traill, who obligates everyone who joins his cult to bless him and him alone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's lies are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's twisted interpretations of the gospels are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's example of publicly humiliating those in his charge, are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's example of inflicting heavy burdens on the brethren, are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's example of being rude to anyone in his charge, are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's example of taunting someone just because they need to use the rest room facilities, are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, where the members think falsely that all of Stewart Traill's right to monopolize the finances earned by others, are part of the true Christian sentiment!
Jer 22:13 "Woe to him who builds his house by unrighteousness, and his upper rooms by injustice; who makes his neighbor serve him for nothing, and does not give him his wages.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, led by the screw up Stewart Traill, who obligates everyone who joins his cult to drop any commitment they previously made so that they can serve his interests!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, led by the screw up Stewart Traill, who obligates everyone who joins his cult to bow the knee to him!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Church of No Blessings.
The Church of No Blessings who?
Cobu, The Church of No Blessings, led by the screw up Stewart Traill, who obligates everyone who joins his cult to finance all of his interests and the church members get nothing!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Zealous brother .
Zealous brother who?
The Zealous brothers who were willing to do anything Stuart Traill wanted them to do, even if it meant going against their own conscience "supposedly" in the name of the Lord, when it was really in the name of Stew!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
All Screwed Up.
All Screwed Up who?
Those who's spiritual state appears "All Screwed Up" by regular Christian's, when they encounter those who were in Cobu!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
All Screwed Up.
All Screwed Up who?
Those who's spiritual state appears "All Screwed Up" by regular Christian's, when they encounter those who were in Cobu, who are out there trying to "witness" with all the tools they had in the cult, and other Christian's feel a need to extend prayer to them!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
All Screwed Up.
All Screwed Up who?
Those who's spiritual state appears "All Screwed Up" by regular Christian's, when they encounter those who were in Cobu, who don't even realize how screwed up their views actually are!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
False Teacher.
False Teacher who?
The false teacher Stewart Traill, who claimed during his: "I missed Grace meeting" that he wasn't a false teacher at all, but that he was just "a poor teacher" boo hoo, doesn't everyone feel sorry for "da poor yiddle teachor who was thoo bwind that he made everyone else wear all of his errors" and then blamed the ones he misled!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
It's the phony.
The phony who?
It's the phony Stewart Traill, who had the audacity to claim "That he wasn't a phony!"
[definition - phony: adjective 1. not genuine; fraudulent. "It was a bit phony for a man who constantly provoked and insulted others to claim that he was a Christian!" synonyms: bogus, false, fake, fraudulent, spurious; counterfeit, forged, feigned; pseudo, imitation, sham, man-made, mock, ersatz, synthetic, artificial; simulated, pretended, contrived, affected, insincere, inauthentic; informal: pretend, put-on "he tried to sell to us that he wasn't phony, but it was clear to everyone that he was" noun 1. a fraudulent person or thing. synonyms: impostor, sham, fake, fraud, charlatan; informalcon artist "he's nothing but a phony" fake, imitation, counterfeit, forgery]
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The hypocrite.
The hypocrite who?
The hypocrite Stewart Traill who proclaimed his own loyalty and voted himself "gold" when his behavior was in truth black, as he wounded others by his harsh and vile ways!
[definition - hypocrite: a person who indulges in hypocrisy. synonyms: pretender, dissembler, deceiver, liar, pietist, sanctimonious person, plaster saint; informal: phony, fraud, sham, fake "I've been made to feel inadequate my whole life by someone who turns out to be a total hypocrite!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dirty old man.
Dirty old manwho?
The Dirty Old Man, Stewart Traill, the most honest Bible Study he ever gave because he was teaching us all about himself, the dirty old man!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandpa!
Grandpa who?
Grandpa Stew, who thinks he's entitled to hang out with pretty young things, who don't have a clue to his intentions! Or do they!?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fervent spirit.
Fervent spirit who?
Stewart Traill, who boasted that he had "a fervent spirit" when it turned out that his counterfeit ways were fervent for every evil and vile practice, that was indecent
[definition: indecent: adjective not conforming with generally accepted standards of behavior or propriety; obscene. "the portrayal of Christianity being rude, cold, harsh, and provoking was indecent" synonyms: obscene, dirty, filthy, rude, coarse, naughty, vulgar, gross, crude, lewd, salacious, improper, smutty, off-color; pornographic, offensive, prurient, sordid, scatological; ribald, risqué, racy; informalporn, porno, X-rated, XXX, raunchy, blue; "indecent photographs" not appropriate or fitting. "they leaped on the suggestion with indecent haste" synonyms: unseemly, improper, indecorous, unceremonious, indelicate, unbecoming, ungentlemanly, unladylike, unfitting, unbefitting; untoward, unsuitable, inappropriate; in bad taste, tasteless, unacceptable, offensive, crass "when they realized how indecent his behavior actually was, they couldn't leave fast enough" ]
Jas 3:16 For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there will be disorder and every vile practice.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The love of money.
The love of money who?
Stewart Traill, who it is clear, is consumed by the love of money! It is his greatest love! His resume bears that out to all who've been the victim of the world he rules!
1Ti 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evils; it is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced their hearts with many pangs.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he pursued after every pleasure his heart desired!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he spends his days frolicking on the beach with little girls that he lusts after!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he indulges his flesh at every turn!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he failed his first wife by getting young girls to sit on his lap at the diner, while his wife was home alone caring for his children!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he failed his second wife, who he's left in the care of others when he vowed life-long faithfulness to her!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he puts down those who finance his empire!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he mocks and belittles those who take pains to follow their own conscience!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The challenge.
The challenge who?
The challenge of all Christians: to put to death what is earthly in you! Stewart Traill proved that he didn't meet that challenge at all, when he sneaks into the bedrooms of those who dwell trustingly in his home, when he has lustful intentions and doesn't even care who knows it!
Col 3:5 Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: fornication, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hair brained scheme.
Hair brained scheme who?
Stewart Traill, who had a whole bunch of hair brained schemes that everyone in his charge suffered through!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hair brained scheme.
Hair brained scheme who?
Stewart Traill, whose hair brained scheme of starting an orphanage in Haiti fooled everyone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hair brained scheme.
Hair brained scheme who?
Stewart Traill, whose hair brained scheme of starting an orphanage in Haiti made it seem as though he cared for the poor ~ but it was really just the bait he used to keep everyone else in line to bring money into his cause!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hair brained scheme.
Hair brained scheme who?
Stewart Traill, whose hair brained scheme of starting an orphanage in Haiti made it seem as though he cared for the poor ~ but reporters exposed just how little was actually spent on the orphanage run by Cobu in Haiti!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hair brained scheme.
Hair brained scheme who?
Stewart Traill, whose hair brained scheme of starting an orphanage in Haiti made it seem as though he cared for the poor ~ but reporters exposed how the orphanage run by Cobu in Haiti bearly had anything clean or nice at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hair brained scheme.
Hair brained scheme who?
Stewart Traill, whose hair brained scheme of starting an orphanage in Haiti made it seem as though he cared for the poor ~ but reporters exposed that the orphanage run by Cobu in Haiti was a poor excuse of what they actually claimed to spend on it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Freak.
The Freak who?
The Freak, Stewart Traill, who used all the money collected by the devoted of Cobu to spend on his own lusts, presenting the front of looking good in the eyes of the world by taking care of the poor, when he doesn't care about the orphans or their families, but only cares about himself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
The Freak.
The Freak who?
The Freak, Stewart Traill, who used all the money collected by the devoted of Cobu to spend on his own lusts: air crafts, high cost properties, trips to the Bahamas, etc,
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Big spender.
Big spender who?
Stewart Traill, the big spender, who has no interest in anything but the passions of his own heart!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Worthless.
Worthless who?
Stewart Traill, the worthless one, who got everyone to believe that he gave a damn!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Worthless.
Worthless who?
Stewart Traill, the worthless one, who got everyone to believe that he gave a damn, when in truth he was only interested in the Stewart Traill treasure chest fund or Cobu's bank account, Stewart Traill's personal piggy bank, that no one else gets to spend freely like he does!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Worthless.
Worthless who?
Stewart Traill, the worthless one, who got everyone to believe that he gave a damn, when in truth he only cares about impressing and taking advantage of fine, young women, who seem to be drugged into believing that an old man, twice married, with children and grandchildren of his own has anything to offer them!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The brothers from Cobu who were denied the blessing of marriage, so that they felt compelled to get their sexual fulfillment from whores and prostitutes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The brothers from Cobu who were denied the blessing of relationships, because Stewart Traill oppressed them to the point that they had no confidence or strength at all!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The brothers from Cobu who were denied the blessing of having families of their own, because Stewart Traill convinced them that they didn't deserve anything except servitude!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The brothers from Cobu who were denied the blessing of self confidence, so that they could rejoice in the joy of salvation and have a sense of being husbands and fathers themselves!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The sisters from Cobu who were denied the blessing of marriage to the brothers they work with side by side, because Stewart Traill mocked any possibility of a wholesome lifestyle and called it a fantacy and not worth their time!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The sisters from Cobu who were denied the blessing of marriage to the brothers they work with side by side, because Stewart Traill mocked any possibility of a wholesome lifestyle and instead insisted that the women work just as hard as the brothers with no possibility of the comforts of being made to feel that they were worthy of love and marriage themselves!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denied.
Denied who?
The sisters from Cobu who were denied the blessing of marriage to the brothers they work with side by side, because Stewart Traill mocked any possibility of a wholesome lifestyle and made it so they couldn't have children of their own ~ the blessing that every woman is entitled to have!
1Ti 2:15 Yet woman will be saved through bearing children, if she continues in faith and love and holiness, with modesty.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pleasure.
Pleasure who?
The greatest pleasure of Stewart Traill, cutting down the men in his charge, to make himself look good!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pleasure.
Pleasure who?
The greatest pleasure of Stewart Traill, emasculating the men of his fellowship, to make himself look good!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pleasure.
Pleasure who?
The greatest pleasure of Stewart Traill, oppressing the men in his charge, dressing them down, giving them mindless tasks to accomplish to distract them from the ability to realize the blessings of God for themselves!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pleasure.
Pleasure who?
The greatest pleasure of Stewart Traill, impressing upon the men in his charge that their greatest pleasure is serving his interests!
Ps 10:7 His mouth is filled with cursing and deceit and oppression; under his tongue are mischief and iniquity.
Eze 34:4 The weak you have not strengthened, the sick you have not healed, the crippled you have not bound up, the strayed you have not brought back, the lost you have not sought, and with force and harshness you have ruled them.
Eze 34:10 Thus says the Lord GOD, Behold, I am against the shepherds; and I will require my sheep at their hand, and put a stop to their feeding the sheep; no longer shall the shepherds feed themselves. I will rescue my sheep from their mouths, that they may not be food for them.
Eze 34:11 "For thus says the Lord GOD: Behold, I, I myself will search for my sheep, and will seek them out.
Jer 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you, says the LORD, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.
Lam 3:36 to subvert a man in his cause, the Lord does not approve.